In the grand tradition of peanut butter meeting Iggy’s chest or Bing Crosby getting down with David Bowie, [Jack White’s] Third Man Records is ecstatic to present the latest in a long-line of unexpected musical pairings…Insane Clown Posse and Mozart.

I’m not sure if ICP is supposed to be Bowie or Crosby in this metaphor, but I think it would have served all involved parties well if they’d remembered the cardinal rule of lame joke songs: make sure it doesn’t suck.